That the Story

That's the Story to the tune "That's Amore"
by Lisa

In America where bird is the word,
When a person makes a drunken fool of themselves,
This is what they say.

When you drink to get drunk and get locked in your trunk
That’s a story
When you dress like, a transvestite
That’s a story
It’s on the news, now you feel confused, now feel are confused
And now you brood as it’s on your Dell-a
People sing, you’re ding-a-ling, you’re a ding-a-ling
And say “who’s this fella?”

Just as a rule when you’re drunk you’re a fool
That’s the story
When you dance down the street covered in lots of bird seed
That’s real dumb
You wish this was a dream and you know you’re not
Dreaming Signore
Scuzza me in news history
That’s the Story