All the Simple Ladies to the tune All the Single Ladies

All the Simply Ladies to the tune of All the Single Ladies
By Lisa
This is the song dedicated to Mennonite and the Amish women

All the simple ladies, all the simple ladies
All the simple ladies, all the simple ladies
All the simple ladies, all the simple ladies
All the simple ladies

Throw up your bonnet, but don’t jump on it, let’s be honest
It’s only the hottest thing in town
Look at those hips, you make Amish men tick
With you it’s no contest
You’re up on sin, you don’t give in
The ten commandants are your key
Your dress is long and black, the apron won’t tie in back
But hey, don’t look at me.
　
Cause
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
Don’t get mad when you just cannot tie it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

You got lots of tidy tips, child bearing hips
Nothing do with unholy fools
Stand up, don’t act up
Don’t you dare go in a stool
You use candles, and make your own soap
You’ve really got the nack
Ride in a buggy, you’re kinda sluggy
Your apron won’t tie in back

You probably should have put some sort of string on it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
Don’t get made when you just cannot tie it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it.
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh,

The Battle

Ever since I can remember I have been concerned with my weight. I used to take pride in being thin. Apparently I was too prideful about it cause now i've been cursed with  being overweight. I know I'm overweight but last night i was officially called ugly and way to fat to date. I know it's not true well the ugly part. I am fat. I don't want to be. Its really depressing. So many people judge people by what they look like. Why can't we love people for who they are inside. Growing up i didn't want to hang out with overweight people but somewhere along the way that changed but since i've actually become overweight i've become even more aware of how judgemental our society is. I'm God's child, he wants me healthy but he loves me no matter what. People who call themselves christians should quit being so judgemental. I'm guilty of it too. Maybe that's the lesson to be learned here. It's what's on the inside that counts. I know plenty of beautiful women who are not thin. I keep telling myself that I am ugly and not worth anything but i know that's a lie. Satan just has a good hold on my mind and i want him to go to hell. I wish every skinny person would turn fat so they know how it feels. I certainly learned my lesson. If i had three wishes my number one wish would be that all the skinny people would be fat and that all the fat people would be skinny. That would teach them. I've cried many times over this weight issue. I want a guy who will tell me i'm beautiful no matter what. But those are few and far between. There are very few REAL guys out there that aer genuine. Half of christian men think they are too holy for you. That's why they marry the girls who think they are too holy too. I do not like the christian community. It's full of fakes and hypocrites. Why can we be real and say we are just flawed, sinners who need grace. Why do we judge non-christians who come to church not dressed the way we are. One of the many reasons i don't dress up for church. I don't want to be considered like them. I want to be seen differently. I want to be the real person who comes as she is. Flawed and broken. That's all we are. I hate holier than thou christians who think they and their church are the only true christians. If i could I'd work with the homeless. I feel like i could understand them. I have compassion for them. I identify with the broken not those who think they are perfect. There is not such thing as perfect so let's quit trying to be. Let's be obedient, christ follwers and try to do his will. That's what's important. It's not about being thin or being on this holy pedestol. Let's be real.

How to Love

              So I was in this fraternatiy, yes fraternity, it's for both girls and guys, but my hopes of it being a good thing have been crushed. I bought what they were selling about friendship and harmony but it was totally bogus. They don't mean that. I have seen first hand the backstabbing and drama that goes on. A couple of these people were my friends but after hearing the way  they talked about other people i just don't know if I can be friends with them. I certainly cannot trust them. They are very worldly and satan is using them to burn people and cause discord. The way they bash people they don't like is terrible. My question is: How do I continue loving these kinds of people. I don't want to be friends with them but they do need Jesus and their aren't that many people willing to show it to them. I feel like I'm one of the only people who can show them but after seeing the way they act I don't want to show them. I know I need to love them but I'm not sure how to do that. I know I should be nice but they are anything but nice. In the Bible it talks about a people who lie and wait for prey. I don't want to be prey. I want to protect myself and my reputation. Yet they need to know Jesus's love. I'm for sure quitting the fraternity the questions is if how do I continue to talk to those who WERE my friends and be nice to them. They don't deserve anyone being nice to them. I guess I should just pray about it. I know I need to be nice. I can do that but I won't talk about anything real with them. Just small talk. That is all I suppose. Just can't figure this out.