All the Simple Ladies to the tune All the Single Ladies

All the Simply Ladies to the tune of All the Single Ladies
By Lisa
This is the song dedicated to Mennonite and the Amish women

All the simple ladies, all the simple ladies
All the simple ladies, all the simple ladies
All the simple ladies, all the simple ladies
All the simple ladies

Throw up your bonnet, but don’t jump on it, let’s be honest
It’s only the hottest thing in town
Look at those hips, you make Amish men tick
With you it’s no contest
You’re up on sin, you don’t give in
The ten commandants are your key
Your dress is long and black, the apron won’t tie in back
But hey, don’t look at me.
　
Cause
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
Don’t get mad when you just cannot tie it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

You got lots of tidy tips, child bearing hips
Nothing do with unholy fools
Stand up, don’t act up
Don’t you dare go in a stool
You use candles, and make your own soap
You’ve really got the nack
Ride in a buggy, you’re kinda sluggy
Your apron won’t tie in back

You probably should have put some sort of string on it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
Don’t get made when you just cannot tie it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it.
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh,

The Battle

Ever since I can remember I have been concerned with my weight. I used to take pride in being thin. Apparently I was too prideful about it cause now i've been cursed with  being overweight. I know I'm overweight but last night i was officially called ugly and way to fat to date. I know it's not true well the ugly part. I am fat. I don't want to be. Its really depressing. So many people judge people by what they look like. Why can't we love people for who they are inside. Growing up i didn't want to hang out with overweight people but somewhere along the way that changed but since i've actually become overweight i've become even more aware of how judgemental our society is. I'm God's child, he wants me healthy but he loves me no matter what. People who call themselves christians should quit being so judgemental. I'm guilty of it too. Maybe that's the lesson to be learned here. It's what's on the inside that counts. I know plenty of beautiful women who are not thin. I keep telling myself that I am ugly and not worth anything but i know that's a lie. Satan just has a good hold on my mind and i want him to go to hell. I wish every skinny person would turn fat so they know how it feels. I certainly learned my lesson. If i had three wishes my number one wish would be that all the skinny people would be fat and that all the fat people would be skinny. That would teach them. I've cried many times over this weight issue. I want a guy who will tell me i'm beautiful no matter what. But those are few and far between. There are very few REAL guys out there that aer genuine. Half of christian men think they are too holy for you. That's why they marry the girls who think they are too holy too. I do not like the christian community. It's full of fakes and hypocrites. Why can we be real and say we are just flawed, sinners who need grace. Why do we judge non-christians who come to church not dressed the way we are. One of the many reasons i don't dress up for church. I don't want to be considered like them. I want to be seen differently. I want to be the real person who comes as she is. Flawed and broken. That's all we are. I hate holier than thou christians who think they and their church are the only true christians. If i could I'd work with the homeless. I feel like i could understand them. I have compassion for them. I identify with the broken not those who think they are perfect. There is not such thing as perfect so let's quit trying to be. Let's be obedient, christ follwers and try to do his will. That's what's important. It's not about being thin or being on this holy pedestol. Let's be real.

How to Love

              So I was in this fraternatiy, yes fraternity, it's for both girls and guys, but my hopes of it being a good thing have been crushed. I bought what they were selling about friendship and harmony but it was totally bogus. They don't mean that. I have seen first hand the backstabbing and drama that goes on. A couple of these people were my friends but after hearing the way  they talked about other people i just don't know if I can be friends with them. I certainly cannot trust them. They are very worldly and satan is using them to burn people and cause discord. The way they bash people they don't like is terrible. My question is: How do I continue loving these kinds of people. I don't want to be friends with them but they do need Jesus and their aren't that many people willing to show it to them. I feel like I'm one of the only people who can show them but after seeing the way they act I don't want to show them. I know I need to love them but I'm not sure how to do that. I know I should be nice but they are anything but nice. In the Bible it talks about a people who lie and wait for prey. I don't want to be prey. I want to protect myself and my reputation. Yet they need to know Jesus's love. I'm for sure quitting the fraternity the questions is if how do I continue to talk to those who WERE my friends and be nice to them. They don't deserve anyone being nice to them. I guess I should just pray about it. I know I need to be nice. I can do that but I won't talk about anything real with them. Just small talk. That is all I suppose. Just can't figure this out.

Christmas Inadequacy

At Christmas all I see through my foggy lens' is old men parading around as Santa Claus, bright lights that wrap around my artificial Christmas tree, which is covered in ornaments that I choose to put on there, presents wrapped in holiday paper, and holiday parties where I tend to overeat because there are treats that you only get once a year. Do get me wrong i enjoy all that stuff, I really do but in the back of my mind I'm always thinking, "There is SO much more to this holiday." I tend to feel inadaquate at Christmastime. I feel like I'm not good enough or consistant enough to celebrate Jesus's birth. I'm a Christian, yes, but I don't read my Bible regularly, I tend to have a mouth that says words that are of the world, and tend to talk about things I shouldn't be giving my time to. I feel the same way during communion. I feel I'm too bad to partake because even when I examine myself and ask forgiveness, I know I will probably do that sin again. Yet in my heart i know that we are all sinners, and we are asked to be part of something bigger. Communion isn't about being good enough, it's about the fact that Jesus died because we aren't good enough. Same with Christmas, Jesus came to earth to save us but he came as a humble baby. He doesn't expect me to be a certain way at Christmas he just wants me to make him the primary focus of the season. All the other things a just fine to do but if I don't put him at the forefront what's the point? So this holiday season i'm going to go to try and remember that while I'm not worthy on my own, Jesus's blood makes me worthy. That's easier said than done but that's what i'm going to try  and do.

That the Story

That's the Story to the tune "That's Amore"
by Lisa

In America where bird is the word,
When a person makes a drunken fool of themselves,
This is what they say.

When you drink to get drunk and get locked in your trunk
That’s a story
When you dress like, a transvestite
That’s a story
It’s on the news, now you feel confused, now feel are confused
And now you brood as it’s on your Dell-a
People sing, you’re ding-a-ling, you’re a ding-a-ling
And say “who’s this fella?”

Just as a rule when you’re drunk you’re a fool
That’s the story
When you dance down the street covered in lots of bird seed
That’s real dumb
You wish this was a dream and you know you’re not
Dreaming Signore
Scuzza me in news history
That’s the Story

All I Need Are Shoes

All I Need Are Shoes to the tune All I Need is You
By Lisa
If I were in a meadow running naked and free,
I’d pray that wouldn’t step on any bees.
And if I were to stub my toe on the root of a tree,
I’d want you to come and comfort me.

All I need are shoes to keep me astride,
To keep my feet both safe and dry.
All I need are shoes, oh can’t you see,
If you brought me some I’d be real happy.

I got a sliver in my foot in the mountain tall,
But nobody anywhere heard my call.
Oh how the splinter really hurt me so,
I had to break off my big right toe.

All I need are shoes to keep me astride,
To keep my feet both safe and dry.
All need are shoes, oh can’t you see,
If brought me some I’d be real happy.

They tend to stink as I run on the sod,
Stepping in pee and wherever I trod.
Like when you are on the floor you want a rug,
I don’t’ want to step on any slugs.


All I need are shoes to keep me astride,
To my feet both safe and dry.
All I need are shoes, oh can’t you see,
If you brought me some I’d be real happy.

Running through the wood or stepping in the fire,
Shoes are the only thing I desire.
I know it’s a hassle but after this song I wrote,
If you brought me some, I’d write a thank you note.

All I need are shoes to keep me astride
To keep my feet both safe and dry
All I need are shoes, oh can’t you see
If you brought me some I’d be real happy.