All the Simple Ladies to the tune All the Single Ladies

All the Simply Ladies to the tune of All the Single Ladies
By Lisa
This is the song dedicated to Mennonite and the Amish women

All the simple ladies, all the simple ladies
All the simple ladies, all the simple ladies
All the simple ladies, all the simple ladies
All the simple ladies

Throw up your bonnet, but don’t jump on it, let’s be honest
It’s only the hottest thing in town
Look at those hips, you make Amish men tick
With you it’s no contest
You’re up on sin, you don’t give in
The ten commandants are your key
Your dress is long and black, the apron won’t tie in back
But hey, don’t look at me.
　
Cause
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
Don’t get mad when you just cannot tie it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

You got lots of tidy tips, child bearing hips
Nothing do with unholy fools
Stand up, don’t act up
Don’t you dare go in a stool
You use candles, and make your own soap
You’ve really got the nack
Ride in a buggy, you’re kinda sluggy
Your apron won’t tie in back

You probably should have put some sort of string on it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it
Don’t get made when you just cannot tie it
You probably should have put some sort of string on it.
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh,